At work, my manager has to come up with a new paragraph to describe what his section of IT, Systems Administration and Database Operations, does for the website. Below is my contribution.
Sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby
Systems and Database Operations will stop
Collaborate and listen
Work with you on your brand new innovation
If Something grabs a hold of you tightly
we’ll work to make it happen daily and nightly
Will we ever stop you?
The answers no.
Turn off the lights and the datacenter will glow
To the extreme I rock a system like a vandal
Light up your desktop and wax a system like a candle
Dance!
The number of servers will boom
We’ll killin’ your work orders like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I install a new service
Anything less that the best is a disservice
Love it, can’t leave it
We know you can’t wait
We will hit the bull’s eye
Sys Admins don’t play
If there is a problem
Yo, we’ll solve it
Check out the knowledge books while my DJ revolves it
