Shane: I would have been in time, except there was an accident
John: Was the guy on a cellphone?
Shane: I don’t know.
John: The station said that talking on a cellphone was the equivalent of driving drunk.
Shane: Well, what if you have children screaming in the back seat, wanting a bottle?
John: I’m not sure
Shane: Or if they’re smoking or drinking or eating a Big Mac.
John: They shouldn’t be smoking anyway if they’re needing a bottle.