Hinault blasts … well, everyone – VeloNews

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“The French don’t train,” Hinault said. “Nobody taps them in the mouth to get them going. It’s necessary to block their salary and later hand them back the money if they win something.”

via Hinault blasts … well, everyone – VeloNews.

Thaumatocracy » Post Topic » About nomenclature.

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Sorry tuffguy, if all you write is html/css/php, you know nothing of mysql without using phpmyadmin, and you dont know any command line in linux/unix you’re not a developer.

via Thaumatocracy » Post Topic » About nomenclature..

How to make iced coffee

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Pouring hot coffee over ice: This just yields weak, watered-down coffee that isn’t very cold.

via How to make iced coffee.

McSweeneys Internet Tendency: God Texts the 10 Commandments.

Delving into the psyche of men who buy exfoliant advertised for use after mother-daughter threeways – Boing Boing

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Unless the family dog joins in, I’m not buying that axe stuff.

— comment in regards to an AXE advert.

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Cynical-C Blog – » Quote of the Night

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“It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be: you came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?”

-Ricky Gervais on being an atheist

via Cynical-C Blog – » Quote of the Night.

Nothing like 8 year old girls trying to sound fierce

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Nothing like 8 year old girls trying to sound fierce

taxonomy has no place here. dump shit into boxes and give it only as much attention as you would a piece in a game of tetris

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taxonomy has no place here. dump shit into boxes and give it only as much attention as you would a piece in a game of tetris Thusly:; Packing

Simple Rules for Buying Coffee – The Atlantic Food Channel

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Supermarkets present the most difficult decisions. I wouldn't buy from the bulk display.

via Simple Rules for Buying Coffee – The Atlantic Food Channel.

I hate keys. I am on a mission to dispose of them all.

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I hate keys. I am on a mission to dispose of them all.

HOLY FRAK! This is an awesome hack!

SparkFun Electronics

My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three” characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all. It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (”He’s gonna marry me!”), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.

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My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.

One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three” characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.

It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (”He’s gonna marry me!”), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.


OH HOLY CRAP!

Cynical-C Blog - » Ferris Bueller’s Fight Club

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, “Danger: Don Not Push”. The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.

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I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, “Danger: Don Not Push”. The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.
How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

First, sounding better does not ipso facto make you a better speaker; it just makes you more listenable. As with writing, the real test of good speaking is what you say, i.e. content, rather than how you say it.

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First, sounding better does not ipso facto make you a better speaker; it just makes you more listenable. As with writing, the real test of good speaking is what you say, i.e. content, rather than how you say it.
ACM Ubiquity – How to Rapidly Improve Speaking Skills

When the doc said tremor, I thought it could be cool—give me a little Katharine Hepburn style. Turns out tremors are not so cool.

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When the doc said tremor, I thought it could be cool—give me a little Katharine Hepburn style. Turns out tremors are not so cool.
Extroverted Like Me: http://www.slate.com/id/2143243/

For 34 Years, Eugene Allen Carried White House Trays With Pride. Now There’s Even More Reason to Carry Himself That Way.

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For 34 Years, Eugene Allen Carried White House Trays With Pride. Now There’s Even More Reason to Carry Himself That Way.

No mater how you voted, read until the end. It is worth every word.

A Butler Well Served by This Election

Also, it would have been simpler for Deepak Chopra to just say, “I’m a PC, and I will gradually wear down your patience with verbal slingshot after verbal slingshot filled with bullshit.

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Also, it would have been simpler for Deepak Chopra to just say, “I’m a PC, and I will gradually wear down your patience with verbal slingshot after verbal slingshot filled with bullshit.
We Are All PCs via DaringFireball

Bokashi (Japanese for “fermented organic matter”) is a method of intensive composting. It can use an aerobic or anaerobic inoculation to produce the compost.

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Bokashi (Japanese for “fermented organic matter”) is a method of intensive composting. It can use an aerobic or anaerobic inoculation to produce the compost.
Bokashi – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Too Weird for The Wire: How black Baltimore drug dealers are using white supremacist legal theories to confound the Feds.

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Too Weird for The Wire: How black Baltimore drug dealers are

using white supremacist legal theories to confound the Feds.
Too Weird for The Wire – Kevin Carey

#container { margin: 0 auto; width: xxxpx; text-align: left; }

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#container { margin: 0 auto; width: xxxpx; text-align: left; }
10 Principles of the CSS Masters – NETTUTS

In fact, six U.S. cities have been found guilty of shortening the yellow light cycles below what is allowed by law on intersections equipped with cameras meant to catch red-light runners.

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In fact, six U.S. cities have been found guilty of shortening the yellow light cycles below what is allowed by law on intersections equipped with cameras meant to catch red-light runners.
Red-Light Cameras Just Don’t Work