me: Do you not like the office “lounge”?
co-worker: um…NO
me: I feel for you.
co-worker: I can’t listen to this crap anymore
me: Do you need to come back here and get some work done?
co-worker: I don’t care about [Jane]’s ankles!
me: Oh come on!
co-worker: Nah, I’m fine. It’s just really annoying.
me: I care about [Jane]’s ankles
co-worker: And look how “familiar” all these professionals are being with Tiffany, a student!
me: That’s true… but you know they are AP
me: that’s the difference… they can’t date a student, where as you and I can co-worker: well…I’ll get right to that
me: Infact… we should… we should both start dating Jenn… See what [boss] says.
co-worker: LOL
co-worker: I think her head would explode
me: Then what are we waiting for?
co-worker: hehe
me: I think it would be hard to explain to my wife that I’m dating a student…
co-worker: Most likely
co-worker: Ah…well, it makes sense. I probably would be if I were in that situation. And you’re such a dog, too.