Why does the presenter have mutton chops? I should say: Why doesn't the woman presenter have mutton chops?

A farewell to meat

Posted April 30, 2007

Dear Meat, I must say so long to you, my old t-boney friend. Tomorrow I am leaving on a journey of vegetarianism. It will not be easy, in fact I foresee it being very hard, but I have to leave you. Tonight, let us have one last fling, a lusty spectacle of carnivorous rumination. I will see you at a local sushi restaurant. I will be wearing a blue shirt, I look forward to seeing you there. If I don’t see you there, I’ll assume that we are officially over.

Jered Future vegetarian.

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  1. esther on April 30th, 2007

    Dear Jered,

    This is meat- I thought that you would join me for dessert- one last bowl of beef jerky…you no showed… it must be over. I will miss you.

    Adieu…Adieu…

  2. Shane on May 1st, 2007

    Best of luck to you, matey. ;) We’ll have some hamburgers in your honor!

    Shane

  3. Casey on May 3rd, 2007

    You are funny Jered!! Enjoy your journey. Just keep thinking, I won’t die without animal muscles, I won’t die without animal muscles….

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