9:04 a.m. Forward hilarious e-mail to everyone in address book. Subject line: “Poo-poo.”
9:25 a.m. Spend hour lining up office supplies on desk in perfect straight line. Toy with idea of sorting them by color but get distracted by imaginary conversation between stapler and three-hole punch. Complicated scenario ensues involving a lion, a puppy, and the mommy Hi-Liter kissing the daddy Hi-Liter.
It’s amazing how similar life for a 23-year old, and a 4-year old can be.